My Budweiser commercial

Reeeeal men of genius...

Today, we celebrate you Zane

Zaaaane yeeeah

Everyday, you make those around you feel better about themselves... by showing how much of a dork you are...

Oooh, Who watched the history channel last night?

Your social blunders list includes such gems as "the spanish were very rude," "I wish I was a zombie" and "Nazicles"

Dont forget finding nemo

Your useless roster of hobbys includes Warcraft, nerdy movies, and of course, playing a chinese guy in the play

Bo-Doh-dee-oh!

So whether it be memorizing the spelling of "Sphincter" at a crucial time, showing your physical ability by falling down the stairs, or memorizing the lyrics to "Knights of the round table," you bring laughter and joy to those around you... by being a total goon

We dance whenever were able- *falls down stairs*

So today we salute you, Zane Schacht. Keep on accidentally saying something that doesnt sound dirty in your mind but really is, or knocking down loud metal objects during play preformances, or coming up with stuff noone in their right mind would say out loud

Heath ledger isnt dead, just under the witness protection program

So have a cold one, Zane Schacht. No, We dont mean a beer, we mean an ice pack for your foot you crushed under that scenery lumber before.

Reaaaal men of geenius