FISHSTICKS! The emperor has no clothes, take a picture! dried frog pills. That swordfish sure looks shifty.... ITS A TRAP. Hold on a moment, please. Whazzat? NO! Igloos are attacking the swedish bank of bacon grease! Get the president on the line. I DONT KNOW! HEHEHEHEHEH! No way! SHUT UP GRIZZLY BEAR BREATH! ummmm... ok? listen up noobs, in my squad you do what I say, so throw those potatoes into those mailboxes! I call it, THE CUIZANARTAGRAMAPHONE, dear god its reached CRITICAL MASS! Im hungry. Nachos sound good. NO LENNY I WILL NOT THROW YOU THROUGH A WINDOW. Gulp. I have your knife mr. Roat! ZAPPLE DAFFLE DOOF! The human torch HATES RAIN! The color brown makes me nervous. Penny arcades abound in the glorious land of WISCONSIN! Never you mind Mr. Willikins! Que Cristo? Bawbbidy boopy? I like sausages. ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH MY FRIENDS! ONCE MOOOOORE! CHARGE! Oh dear, I seem to be oozing blood from every hole on my face. Wait a minute, make that every hole on my entire body. Sizzle grams; send a letter to your loved ones, then give them third degree burns! ITS THAT EASY! We're hungry hungry hippos, hungry hungry hippos, we should really go on a diet.
Oh no, 3 minutes to go!
Sour cream and onion sauce is all over the bathroom! That boy needs therapy Mrs. Destructor. Christmas lights taste like lighting. NOOOOOOOOO! Wake up bacon bits! I cant feel my lungs! Do I have a pulse? HRUUUUGHH! Im ok folks, just slight radiation burns! WIZZLE WAZZLE FEE FAI FO FAZZLE! Knicker Knockers. Kaboom!
You have just witnessed 10 minutes of typing with no thought process or direction. Cherish that memory, for in this world, everything must have a structure, a story, a purpose. I say no! I just stare at a wall and let my fingers fly.
Thats probably not a stable idea is it....
Geez, did I really type that?
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That was the most entertaining three minutes i've had all week!
Jolly good show, sir!
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