There once was a fish from milwaukee,
Who smelled like a dirty Sockee.
He was a good fish, and then got his wish
And bought himself a walkee-talkee

There once was a man named Zane
His friends thought he was insane.
To there fright, they found they were right
and he suddenly dissolved in the rain...
cuz, he was like... a witch of something.

There once was a mokey named Moe
His mind was kind of slow
he suddenly felt sad, and met a young lad
and named his new son Frodo!